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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Me Finishing An Overheard Conversation

Original Conversation in BLACK
Me Finishing the Original Conversation in RED


Woman 1

I gotta go to this funeral tonight.

Woman 2
Aw.

Woman 1
37 year old guy.

Woman 2
He died?

Woman 1
What, no, I just felt like saying the
words "37 year old guy" for no
reason at all. Actually the funeral
is for me. I died. Right, 37 year
old guy's corpse?

37 Year Old Guy's Corpse
That's right!

13 Comments:

At 9:00 PM, Blogger lovelygreensweater said...

zombies or just walking corpses?? Is that the same thing?

 
At 9:56 PM, Blogger jazz said...

not sure about you.

green sweater has a point...

 
At 8:37 AM, Blogger Lia said...

Some people need a bit of extra help, that's all. Some zombies do, too.

 
At 10:41 AM, Blogger Matt said...

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At 10:42 AM, Blogger Matt said...

You've never heard of the "living" funerals they hold on everyone's 37th birthday? It's only celebrated in certain societies.

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger Former Intern Andy said...

Given my record, I suppose I deserve zombie-related comments. But... why would he be a zombie?

I'm imagining more like a corpse sitting up in a casket and saying, "You got it!"

See, because he's the one who really died.

...

 
At 2:09 PM, Blogger lovelygreensweater said...

but corpses who talk, doesn't that make them zombies?? or... nevermind. rock out the living dead andy!

 
At 9:31 PM, Blogger Katie said...

More dead people! Sweet ass! I'm down with the Zombie theme running through the blog, and the talking corpse just adds more mystery! Great job!

 
At 1:47 AM, Blogger 52X Max said...

White supremacists, computer crashes, zombies, corpses, white zombies, perhaps?

This blog has everything, simply awesome

 
At 5:22 AM, Anonymous A girl... said...

Reminds me of conversations I have. I'll say something and the person I'm speaking to will say "Who said that?", and I'll answer "Me? Did my voice sound weird?".

It's all about emphasis.

Had Woman 2 used some emphasis there, y'know, she'd just sound worse. "He died?" and Woman 1 would say "Well no, he lived, but then we had already planned this whole thing. It was too short of notice, we couldn't cancel."

 
At 2:31 PM, Blogger Squeaky said...

I'm so glad Woman 1 cleared up that miscommunication. I don't want to think of what horrific events would have resulted from the possible mourning of the wrong corpse.

 
At 9:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha,we should shoot people like that,or send them to some other country.i prefer shooting.

 
At 6:36 PM, Blogger geekdarling said...

I like euthanization, much more humane..

 

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