This Post Is Embarrassingly Small... And World-Changing!
I keep seeing commercials for Puzz 3D. These are puzzles which defy the laws of traditional puzzle-dom by building away from the center of the earth into three dimensions, shattering the outdated view that had puzzles existing only within two painfully constricting dimensions.
But I have exciting news in the world of puzzles! I'm now in development with a puzzle firm to take us into the next generation of puzzles...
4 DIMENSIONAL PUZZLES!
That's right. Not only will you be assembling your puzzle along 3 axes, but you will also travel forward through time as you do it. Minutes will whiz by you in one dimension while you solve the puzzle in the remaining three.
As we all know, up until this point, the flow of time ceased when construction of a puzzle began, to maintain the 3 dimension standard. Something in the theory of quantum time manifold has been keeping us from exploring the last great puzzle frontier. But no longer! My long research and studying has finally paid off!
Welcome to the future!