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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

MC JC

Kanye West is appearing on the cover of the latest Rolling Stone, posing as Jesus. There’s probably going to be a bit of a “controversy” over this, but I just don’t see the big deal. Superstars like West know how to get attention, and the public as a whole completely falls for the sham every time some celebrity does something “scandalous” (often at a time in their career where they have to in order for someone to care about them again—though, that's not so much the case for West).

So, Kanye thinks he is a Christ figure. Who cares? He’ll go the way of the dodo just like every other star who thought they were hot-shit-enough to liken themselves to a king, queen, prince, god, deity, etc.

Besides, Kanye may be copying Christ, but his Rolling Stone cover won’t be at all as good as the Rolling Stone cover Jesus did.

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12 Comments:

At 6:32 PM, Blogger Becky said...

fucking hilarious.

 
At 9:17 PM, Blogger Syar said...

"and why he thinks bush straight up be trippin'"

I haven't whipped this one out in a while, so be prepared :

ROTFLMAO.

*takes a deep breath* Man, that one was a whopper.

 
At 10:05 PM, Blogger Katie said...

Wicked awesome. Nothin' else needs to be said. Great job.

 
At 7:01 AM, Blogger Cate said...

Hey, everyone! It's Glo's birthday today!

 
At 7:09 AM, Blogger omar said...

This is fantastic.

And coincidentally, I have that same rope chain. Holla back, Jesus.

 
At 8:11 AM, Blogger Adammmmmm said...

You should check out his new album. With songs like: "Turnin water into Crystal", "Pop a cap in Judas' ass", and "I'm hung like this (extends arms all the way)"

 
At 12:28 PM, Anonymous anycollegestudent said...

nice :)

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger Valeya said...

Tee hee!

 
At 7:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seeing that noone has seen Jesus for himself who cares what one man portrays. Anyone can portray, but I doubt that one will sacrafice themself for the sins of this world. And the other white looking Jesus is no more real than West for if you are a reader of the Word: His hair looks like lamb's wool and his eyes like blazing fire. So who's right certainly not the silk haired Jesus this Western civilization portrays. Be blessed all of you and find Jesus in your heart not on some cover if a magazine.

 
At 8:47 AM, Blogger Adammmmmm said...

Looks like we've got a "Yeay-God" commenting here.

 
At 12:26 PM, Blogger Media.Truth said...

I want to renew my subscription, right now!

 
At 2:16 PM, Blogger David Julian said...

I think "anonymous" has fallen a little to the wayside of their rocker.

This post is fucking hilarious! I'm glad I found this site. I'm still laughing about "Bush straight up be trippin". Expect me as a returning customer, Former Intern Andy.

 

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