Buying Something For Yourself?
During the Christmas season at Andrea's, shipping is obviously a big part of the job. Customers always need things (they've purchased in the store) shipped to their friends and relatives across the country. It's nice that they're thinking of other people. So, in their packages, I write...
Happy Holidays from all your friends at Andrea's!
Still, there are some who continue to buy things for themselves. I'm not sure what their deal is, but it seems a little egocentric. Almost like they're Satan. I can hear them laughing in a deep, twisted, demonic voice as they order over the phone. MWA-HA-HA. It's creepy.
In the packages of these people, the ones who seem to think only of themselves, I write...
Continued selfishness this holiday season!
I wonder how uncomfortable they feel when it arrives and they read the note? Does Satan blush? How would you know?