Two Of Five Random Thoughts
#2 The Male Genitalia
One day while I was driving, I pulled up to a red light. Alongside my car was a man in a suped-up Fast and the Furious-inspired shitbox. As we sat and waited for the light to go green, he began to slowly crawl as if anticipating the light change.
I could tell he wanted to get ahead of me.
I gripped the wheel a bit tighter than usual. Something inside me wanted to beat this asshole. The light turned green, and I got the quick jump ahead. I felt a rush of masculinity wash over me. But, alas, my victory was short-lived. And, in a matter of a few seconds, he accelerated and quickly overtook me. And do you know why he beat me?
Because his penis is bigger than my penis.*
* His penis is not bigger than my penis! That would be truly absurd! Hahahehehehhe... *cough*