Neo-Nazis Are Douche Bags
I went out with my friend and his girlfriend last night. After hitting a few bars, we stopped at a local restaurant to eat. A group of younger guys came in, none of them could have been older than 20. When I got up to go to the bathroom, I discovered — after seeing their t-shirts, their tattoos, and their large protruding brows — they were Neo-Nazis, or "douche bags" as they're known in academic circles. (Love those academic circles.)
I don't really hate many people. Hate is a strong word. But I do hate Neo-Nazis. I would use this sentence to insult them, but anything I write will only be met by my own frustration, as no insult will fully encapsulate the unwavering stupidity and Neanderthal-like behavior of a Neo-Nazi. Well, that sentence was pretty good, but you get the idea.
I've always generally thought of shallow, personal insults as uncalled for, whether it's in regards to the way a person looks or the clothes a person wears. But for the Neo-Nazis, I'm going to make an exception. So, I'm going to take out my frustration on this douche baggy ideology by making personal, irrelevant insults to pictures of Neo-Nazis.
Some people might think that this brings me down to their level, making fun of Neo-Nazis. But people who think that wouldn't be intelligent enough to read the words I am typing right now, so let's move on.
Ready?
posted by Andy @ 8:00 AM
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30 Comments:
I've just written about that on my own blog. And yes, I have the very same opinion. I thought there were laws against spreading hate? There should be, at least.
Isn't that last picture Prince Harry? The inbred, Neo-Nazi douchebag label still fits. Also, Nazis and Fascists shouldn't be so anti-Union. Maybe then they'd have dental insurance. *zing!* ;)
Somebody should tell them that RACISM and BIGOTRY was soooo last century.
The Third Reich failed, Apartheid failed, WHAT MORE DO THEY NEED AS PROOF?
Fit In or F**k Off you Nazi scum!
False Bay wants YOU!
I think that maybe they're confused. They obviously think that being an asshole makes their point valid. But, of course these are the kind of fucks who never paid attention in school.
People; let’s look at it from their perspective. All they want is to completely dominate the world with ignorant blond haired, blue eyed white folks with no concept of reality and a complete inability to empathize or understand anything and can’t make any well informed decisions. Is that so wrong?
The Neo Nazis make these poor, pathetic, mindless, lonely boys feel like they belong to somehing big. It just shows how far a person will go to fit in!
Yep, completely agree with everyone on this one. Except about the Prince Harry guy. He clearly looks like the guy off of "When Incest Goes Bad."
"But, of course these are the kind of fucks who never paid attention in school."
Ironic, Rips. Veeery ironic. Six Degrees of Swastika, anyone?
my mom (unfortunately from the old south mentality) is from Mississippi...so I have a strong dislike for the KKK...
"that's the face of incest"
fabulous.
though, i do have to say, that goonies call was a giveaway. i can't believe that people who look like that actually leave their houses.
hahahah... rich!
I live in the north burbs of IL and these neo-Nazis are abundant in the Park City/Winthrop Harbor area, which is very near Kenosha, for non-locals reading this. Ironic that these burbs also border the most minority-rich areas of the county.
What I've learned is that you have to go REALLY far north to escape redneckism -- like the Arctic Circle. Or does it just seem that way because everything in the Arctic is already white?
Oy.... that was deeply insulting to Neandertals, I feel. Even though they are most certainly extinct (though some scientists are coming up with proof that maybe they actually did interbreed with Cro Magnon... wait, I'll stop there) they were certainly not as ridiculously idiotic as these fools. True, incapable of change, mayhaps (much like the neo-nazis) but, for now, science holds that they were not a violent people.
Sorry about that. Looks like I learned something in Anthropology after all. I have to say, also, that my Opa was a part of Hitler's youth in the former Yugoslavia, and I turned out just fine. I think these neo-nazis are just confused, and maybe need some therapy.
I hear spearfishing is therapeutic?
(ESPECIALLY in shark infested waters)
So would that count as therapy?
Fantastic! I really don't know if I can add anything else here. Most of you have said it already.
"Sloth from The Goonies called. He wants his identity back."
Classic. Love the "from The Goonies" part. Seeing as that none of these guys spend there extra time watching non propaganda movies
I can not stand to run into these people either it makes me so ill. I had a run in with the KKK in highschool and lets just say it went not so well. Thier ignorance is so obvious. I try not to hate as they do I tell myself that they are obviously the outcome of an ignorant upbringing. I still want to smack them though.
(bad I know)
Joney
that's the face of incest. ROTFLMAO. genius. and what, these neo nazi's can't invest a little in shampoo or something?
I think you're hilarious (obviously, or else I wouldn't come back), and have been reading your blog for a while.
Maybe I just don't know, but when did you start saying douche-bag so much? Maddox says it all the time, and he says everything that could be offensive to anyone, all the time.
I don't always like Maddox. In fact, I never like him. But I've pretty much always liked you.
While I agree with you about neo-nazis, what's the deal with guys insulting other guys with references to anything having to do with females? Insult neo-nazis, that's fine, but call them something that doesn't also insult girls.
I really like your 100-things list. I like your blog, I really do. And I like you, I think. But I also think the insult "douche-bag" is embarrassing and weak. There might be a few girls who think the same way as me. Not every girl. But some.
Otherwise, good stuff.
Hmm, I understand what you're saying. I think you know I didn't mean to insult women by it. I think part of the joke, to me, is the constant repeating of the words "douche bag." I honestly don't think I've ever used the word on my blogs before (though I'm not sure).
As for Maddox, he's on a different wavelength. I'm not really as vulgar. And the vulgarity of this Neo-Nazi post is more or less the joke of the joke.
So, rest asssured that it's a tangent. But, understand, these guys really piss me off.
Summed up brilliantly, I think. ALthough I'm more disturbed by the one's with the glasses.
They have "pending homicidal psychopath" written all over their forehead. In large letters. Black letters.
linking you is the least i can do after you've provided ample entertainment for me while I rot my brains in college. gotta spread the douche bag hate. thanks for dropping by!
Y'know I'm so glad that where I live (in Scotland) doesn't have neo-Nazis!...Well probably not very many of them anyway!
Great blog entry. Neo-nazism is a cause for concern. Although they are a minority, they are a growing community. We don't get much of them here at all actually. But get this. We have non-white neo-nazis. Asians with swastikas. Weird, innit? Go figure. Nothing surprises me anymore. I'm in Singapore, by the way. Keep blogging. I'll keep reading.
Brilliantly done...
Along the lines of the last comment...a Native American kid who shot up his school in Minnesota was known to have neo-Nazi leanings. I don't quite get that.
i am saddened by your hate...all of you.
Sorry, michelle, Scotland has neo-Nazis. They summer at Balmoral and pretend to be Scots... and the last picture still looks like one of them.
Hmm, I'm not sure if you're addressing me, or someone else. But all of the pictures I used are from a Neo Nazi rally, so they are what I'm saying they are. And I'm making fun of the way they look because it's as shallow as the arguments they use for their own hate speech.
If you knew that already, then cool. But I really hate explaining jokes.
im not a big fan of neo nazis either but you are all very immature...in fact i would say more immature then them...they just have different beliefs then you...thats actually discrimination in its own way if you think about it...not liking a group of people for what they look like or believe in...hmm
Jack the Ripper...super name for a super understanding person. Yes, you are so right because criticizing hate mongers (mongerers?) is sooo childish. Go kill a hooker or something "Mr. Mature".
Wow what a piss stain on the white race.
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