Neo-Nazis Are Douche Bags
I went out with my friend and his girlfriend last night. After hitting a few bars, we stopped at a local restaurant to eat. A group of younger guys came in, none of them could have been older than 20. When I got up to go to the bathroom, I discovered — after seeing their t-shirts, their tattoos, and their large protruding brows — they were Neo-Nazis, or "douche bags" as they're known in academic circles. (Love those academic circles.)
I don't really hate many people. Hate is a strong word. But I do hate Neo-Nazis. I would use this sentence to insult them, but anything I write will only be met by my own frustration, as no insult will fully encapsulate the unwavering stupidity and Neanderthal-like behavior of a Neo-Nazi. Well, that sentence was pretty good, but you get the idea.
I've always generally thought of shallow, personal insults as uncalled for, whether it's in regards to the way a person looks or the clothes a person wears. But for the Neo-Nazis, I'm going to make an exception. So, I'm going to take out my frustration on this douche baggy ideology by making personal, irrelevant insults to pictures of Neo-Nazis.
Some people might think that this brings me down to their level, making fun of Neo-Nazis. But people who think that wouldn't be intelligent enough to read the words I am typing right now, so let's move on.