4x9

Shan emailed me, tagging me with this new 4X9 trend. Nine questions involving four answers for each question that's suppose to reveal a bit about your personality. I wrote Shan and told her to shove her 4X9!

But I deleted that text.

But then I told her to get off her high horse and stick it where the sun don't shine. She thinks SHE can email me and just tag me with these new internet games?? Eff you, I said in my email! Eff you, Shan!

I deleted that, too.

Here's the thing about me: I like to avoid conflict at all costs. So what I was eventually comfortable enough to press SEND with was something like...

HEY!!

Awesome, gurrrrrrlfriend! I luv these net games LOLOLOL!!!! I can't believe I haven't seen this 1 before!!!! ROFL!!! Check my blog in a day or so to see the final resultssss!!! XXOO!!!

Andy outeee!

It doesn't have the force of the previously unsent messages, but I think she got the idea. Heh, anyway, here is my 4X9. Thanks for the tag, Shannon.

ANDY'S 4X9

Four Jobs I've Had In My Life

• Maintenance Boy
• Shipping & Receiving
• Musician
• Job-Lister*

Four Films I Can Watch Over And Over

• Blade Runner
• Office Space
• MST3K's Mitchell
• Glengarry Glen Ross

Four Places I Have Lived

• Kenosha, WI
• New York, NY
• Imagination, USA
• Homicidal Psychosis, USA (oh, I kid**)

Four TV Programs I Love To Watch

• The Daily Show
• The Colbert Report
• Smallville
• NOVA

Four Places I Would Have Visited, Had I Had The Money

• Los Angeles, CA
• Toronto, Canada
• Tokyo, Japan
• Australia

Four Websites I Visit Daily

• Overclocked Remix
• Yahoo News
• NPR
• My Space

Four Of My Favorite Foods

• Cheeseburgers & Fries
• Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookies (warm-baked with alliteration)
• Pizza (never met one I didn't like)
• Donuts

Four Places I Would Rather Be

• New York City
• Near new girlfriend***
• Soundproof room w/ drumkit
• Secluded cabin full of books

Four Bloggers I Am Tagging (in no particular order)

• Becky of Jello Universe
• Jon of Shuck N Jive
• Glo of Magnificent Obsession
• Geek Darling

If any of these bloggers have already done the 4X9, I apologize, and will now participate in a ritual suicide for my error.

Well, that's it. I hope this entertained you as much as it did the tiny, tiny Yoda figure sitting left of my computer. NO, TINY YODA FIGURE, NOT THE POWER COR---


* Get it? See what I did there?
** This should read "kill"
*** As soon as I let her know she's my girlfriend... oh, I kid... or is it kill? Hmm...