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Friday, February 17, 2006

What Planet Do We Live On?

Nine Dead.
Fifteen Dead.

I really don't like religion. At least in its organized form. But especially in its radical form. It doesn't seem to do much except cause death. Polarize the population. Make me feel guilty about masturbation. Masturbation that has nothing to do with altar boys. Except maybe for me being dressed as an altar boy.

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Anyway, this whole issue boggles the mind. People are being killed -- KILLED -- because someone in another country drew a caricature of a religious figure. A few lines on a piece of paper.

No one seems angered over the fact that Garfield is still being printed. "HAHA, Garfield sure does love sleep! Genius!" No, not genius. Awful. And Ziggy has never been funny. Marmaduke? Funky Winkerbean? Ridiculous.

What I'm saying is, let's be angry and kill people for the right cartoons. Jim Davis and whoever it is that draws the rest of that crap. Religious cartoons are a flash in the pan. But Garfield will seemingly... *sigh*... go on forever.

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No, I'm kidding. We shouldn't kill people over cartoons at all.

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Except Garfield. That's really exceptionally awful.

22 Comments:

At 7:44 PM, Blogger 52X Max said...

hey, i like garfield, except for the movies, maybe we should kill everyone involved in the secuel instead

 
At 8:38 PM, Blogger Katie said...

Yeah, Garfield has gone one for way too long. Maybe you should organize a riot, I'm sure it will sraw out participants and lead to death.

 
At 6:46 AM, Blogger Carrie said...

I say bring back Calvin & Hobbes. Now that was bloody brilliance. And not in the form of a redneck's truck pissing on a Ford either. That's just... well... gay.

On a side note, I diagnosed myself with "Spelling OCD" when I couldn't stop obsessing with the fact that you spelled masturbation wrong twice and altar wrong as well. I'm calling my therapist tommorrow. Thanks for the help!

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger Former Intern Andy said...

Wow, I am on a misspelling spree, aren't I?

 
At 1:58 PM, Blogger Shalom said...

Little known fact: If you're really good at it, you can spell it "masterbation". Not really sure what it means to bation, but I'm sure it's something dirty.


Also, Calvin And Hobbes IS bloody brilliant, and those stupid stickers are awful. What's worse is they screw over Bill Watterson by naming that characer "mischievous boy" even though it's an obvious ripoff of Calvin.


Lastly, Garfield can eat it. And by it, I mean rat poison.

 
At 7:25 PM, Blogger jennifer johnson said...

How can one not love a cynical cat that eats lasagne? and that dog...so much goofier than goofy.

He's full of pre-9/11 joix de vivre.

 
At 7:28 PM, Blogger jennifer johnson said...

Put the U back in Masturbation!

 
At 4:43 AM, Blogger SJ said...

I am gonna kill u over Garfield

 
At 5:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Garfield's love for lasagne is the reason why Italians are such angry people.
We should just send the mafia after him.

 
At 6:04 AM, Blogger Carrie said...

sj said:

"I am gonna kill u over Garfield"

Umm yeah. That was a little bit more than creepy.

 
At 8:08 AM, Blogger Kirsten J said...

Why has no one mentioned "Cathy," the cartoon about a fat lady who loves food and candy?

I swear that cartoon is the reason for dumb ass signs in women's offices that say "hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt."

 
At 8:46 AM, Blogger Adammmmmm said...

I clicked on this comment box to say how much I miss Calvin and Hobbes. But it's already been said. So I'll just say how much I love Cap'n Crunch.

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger geekdarling said...

Religious fanatics are sad. Get a life and get a clue. It's a mob mentality. Rant over.

What's more sad? I liked Garfield *25 years* ago... Talk about beating a dead horse, erm cat!

 
At 10:05 PM, Blogger Andy said...

I believe Garfield's love of sleep is a poor example for our children... encouraging them to be lazy and to become morbidly obese.

I loathe to quote simpsons, but will somebody please think of the children?

 
At 10:28 AM, Blogger Shalom said...

That, and Garfield just isn't funny. Even with Bill Murray as his voice, it's not funny.

 
At 3:37 PM, Blogger David Julian said...

I had a friend once who loved Garfield.

...he's no longer my friend.

 
At 1:25 PM, Blogger Ekama said...

Death to Garfield!!!

 
At 11:12 PM, Blogger Miss Devylish said...

You forgot Cathy.. omg.. get rid of that one!

 
At 11:14 PM, Blogger Miss Devylish said...

And yes.. Calvin & Hobbes was by far my favorite ever.. that and Far Side.. they certainly knew when to quit but they should come back!

 
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