Cheney's Bloodlust Knows No Bounds

Cheney wants us all dead. And he's doing the job one human being at a time. This is made more evident by the most recent Cheney news which report that the Vice President shot his hunting partner. "Accidentally."

Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter

This obviously isn't the first time Cheney has been in the news. Here's a few other headlines that come from a simple search.

Cheney Authorized Aide To Leak In CIA Case
Libby Claims Cheney Approved Classified Media Leaks
Cheney Accidentally Shoots Hunting Companion
Iraqi WMD Will Be Found: Cheney
Cheney Rejects Gay Marriage Ban
Cheney's Halliburton Ties Remain
Irked Cheney Gives Leahy An 'F'

Now, some will say that none of these news stories says anything substantial or damning about the Vice President. Maybe. But what happens when I switch a few words around, perhaps combine a few headlines?

THIS JUST IN!

"Cheney Authorized, Shoots Fellow Hunter"
"Libby Claims Cheney Gay"
"Cheney: 'Companion For Gay Marriage Will Be Found'"
"Libby/Cheney's Gay Marriage Will Be Approved"
"Cheney, Gay Companion To 'F'"
"Cheney Accidentally Shoots Cheney"
"Cheney Shoots Aide, Libby, Companion, Iraqi"