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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Cheney's Bloodlust Knows No Bounds

Cheney wants us all dead. And he's doing the job one human being at a time. This is made more evident by the most recent Cheney news which report that the Vice President shot his hunting partner. "Accidentally."

Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter

This obviously isn't the first time Cheney has been in the news. Here's a few other headlines that come from a simple search.

Cheney Authorized Aide To Leak In CIA Case
Libby Claims Cheney Approved Classified Media Leaks
Cheney Accidentally Shoots Hunting Companion
Iraqi WMD Will Be Found: Cheney
Cheney Rejects Gay Marriage Ban
Cheney's Halliburton Ties Remain
Irked Cheney Gives Leahy An 'F'

Now, some will say that none of these news stories says anything substantial or damning about the Vice President. Maybe. But what happens when I switch a few words around, perhaps combine a few headlines?

THIS JUST IN!

"Cheney Authorized, Shoots Fellow Hunter"
"Libby Claims Cheney Gay"

"Cheney: 'Companion For Gay Marriage Will Be Found'"

"Libby/Cheney's Gay Marriage Will Be Approved"
"Cheney, Gay Companion To 'F'"
"Cheney Accidentally Shoots Cheney"
"Cheney Shoots Aide, Libby, Companion, Iraqi"

11 Comments:

At 3:38 AM, Blogger SJ said...

ha ha

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger Bridge said...

"Cheney found in Iraqi Gay Marriage: Accidentally leaks in Irked WMD"

 
At 7:53 PM, Blogger Becky said...

one of the radio stations was playing, "cheney's got a gun" today when i drove to work. i thought of you and your banned leaky gay shooters.

 
At 10:25 AM, Blogger Luke said...

You make everything better.

 
At 1:52 PM, Blogger 52X Max said...

Cheney is evil, he is going to frisk every Iraqi person's ass personally until he finds the WMD

 
At 8:50 PM, Blogger Katie said...

The republicans just never fail to amuse us! Too bad they seem to do so only with other people's lives.

 
At 9:24 PM, Blogger Caro said...

yet another display of genius. kudos.

 
At 8:34 AM, Blogger Kirsten J said...

I was speed-reading and kept thinking I saw "Chesney."

I was confused because I didn't know what gay cowboy Kenny Chesney had to do with this shooting incident.

Maybe it was some Freudian expectation I had to read about connections between homophobic conservatives and conservative gun control and how patriotism must only be manifested in country music and irony and contradiction.

In fact, if you referenced Kenny Chesney here, it would make perfect sense to me. As my web of connections just illustrated.

 
At 11:15 PM, Blogger Miss Devylish said...

Heh.. you funny..

 
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