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Monday, February 27, 2006

This Post Is Embarrassingly Small... And World-Changing!

I keep seeing commercials for Puzz 3D. These are puzzles which defy the laws of traditional puzzle-dom by building away from the center of the earth into three dimensions, shattering the outdated view that had puzzles existing only within two painfully constricting dimensions.

But I have exciting news in the world of puzzles! I'm now in development with a puzzle firm to take us into the next generation of puzzles...

4 DIMENSIONAL PUZZLES!

That's right. Not only will you be assembling your puzzle along 3 axes, but you will also travel forward through time as you do it. Minutes will whiz by you in one dimension while you solve the puzzle in the remaining three.

As we all know, up until this point, the flow of time ceased when construction of a puzzle began, to maintain the 3 dimension standard. Something in the theory of quantum time manifold has been keeping us from exploring the last great puzzle frontier. But no longer! My long research and studying has finally paid off!

Welcome to the future!

15 Comments:

At 4:07 AM, Blogger Carney Man said...

Duuuudddde...sweeeet!!

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger 52X Max said...

I thought that was not possible, at least not until we discover 2 more dimensions

 
At 6:29 PM, Blogger Katie said...

Welcome indeed, and sweet it is.

 
At 8:32 PM, Blogger Mike Todd said...

If the puzzle's so good that it gives the puzzle-solver a boner, does that add another dimension?

 
At 9:22 PM, Blogger Gloria Glo said...

The whole 4-D concept loses me. If the 4th dimension is time, then every dimension is off by one because time is a constant unless you approach the speed of light...right?! So 1-D is really 2-D, which is really blowing my mind and letting my inner nerd express herself way too much.

 
At 1:02 PM, Blogger Shalom said...

I never knew that the end of the universe would be due to a puzzle, but clearly I have been proven wrong. When the fabric of our very existence begins to fray, you will be to blame.

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger Syar said...

"Not only will you be assembling your puzzle along 3 axes, but you will also travel forward through time as you do it. Minutes will whiz by you in one dimension while you solve the puzzle in the remaining three."

This puzzles me. (that's right, I went there) If the minutes only whiz by in one dimension, what happens to the you that's not whizzing by in the other 3? is it like, your arm goes forth 30 years ahead, but your big toes only goes forth like 3 weeks?

How will you ever get the puzzle done without all your limbs with you at one moment?

 
At 6:42 AM, Blogger Carrie said...

This will be great for people like me who don't have enough of an attention span to actually complete a real puzzle.

 
At 8:27 PM, Blogger Janelle Renee said...

"This Post Is Embarrassingly Small... And World-Changing!"

And old!

 
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